🎖 OUR CREDENTIALS
People often ask us to prove that we are reputable. We find this rude, but here is the proof anyway, in a table, which is the most official shape.
| Credential | Issued by | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Certificate of Being A Company | Our own printer | LAMINATED |
| ISO 9001 | — | we have heard of it |
| Chamber of Commerce membership | A different chamber | pending since 2004 |
| Trusted Trader badge | MS Paint | ACTIVE |
| Registered office | A jurisdiction | CONFIDENTIAL |
| Nobel Prize | Not yet | watch this space |
🏛 OUR PLACE IN THE GROUP
We are not alone. Highly Reputable™ is a distinguished member of the Panama Exotic Holdings family of brands, a group of companies that are all, in their own way, registered.
Group structure correct as of this morning. Ownership flows upward. Responsibility does not flow at all. No brand in this family is liable for the conduct of any other brand in this family, including itself.
❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Is this a scam?
No. A scam takes your money. We have not managed that yet.
What does your company actually sell?
Reputability. We are the product. It is very modern.
Why does this website look like this?
Because it was designed by professionals, in 1998, and we see no reason to fix what is clearly finished.
Is my data safe with you?
Safer than it has ever been. We keep it in a folder called data, which is where data goes,
and we have told it to stay there. Nobody here knows the password to that folder because nobody here has
ever needed it, which we consider the strongest form of encryption available.
What we actually hold is: whatever you typed into the guestbook, and a scrambled version of your address that cannot be unscrambled and exists only to stop one person posting four hundred times. We could not sell your data if we wanted to, and we have tried.
Can I invest?
YES
Yes. Emphatically, enormously yes. You may invest as much as you like, in any currency, at any time. We accept everything and we accept it gladly.
There is, admittedly, one obstacle: we have no bank account, no payment page, no card reader, no wallet address, no share certificates, no ticker symbol and nobody authorised to sign anything. There is no button on this website that takes money and there never will be. So while the answer is an unqualified yes, the mechanism is an unqualified nothing.
Your investment is therefore entirely emotional, and it has already been received in full. Thank you. You are, as of now, our largest shareholder.
CREDENTIALS VERIFIED
Verification performed by the credentials themselves.